Archive for the ‘Idiotic Twitterers’ Category

The I Follow Everyone Back Twitterer

While it’s been a month since we’ve presented any “Dear Twitter Follower” posts, trust me, there’s not been a shortage of Twitter Spammers or Social Media Faux Paus!

With that in mind, let me present to you the “I Follow Everyone Back” Twitter! Apparently this person just likes to write programs that automatically follows back everyone who follows them. Readily admits it too, in their tweets just take a look at the screen shot.  They also declares who their enemies are …. to me it sounds more like competition who’s beating them out?  Spammers hating on Spammers, isn’t that so sweet? Awwwh, I feel the love. <3

File this one under “Twitter Spammers” and “Idiotic Twitterer”

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The “Disregard Any Info” Twitter Follower

The very first totally idiotic and clueless Twitter Follower I’d like to share is one who wants you to “disregard any information posted” because its a “test” account.  Hmmmm wow, then why on earth FOLLOW anyone on Twitter if it’s just a “test” account?  Why post anything more than gibberish if you are instructing people who look at your profile (the people you’ve just followed on twitter) to disregard any information posted.

Clueless, Idiotic & Fail all rolled into one!

Dear Twitter Follower, if you want me to follow you, don’t instruct me to disregard your information!

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